11:12 pm

My mom just came in asking for my flashlight.
"Sure Mom- but, why?"

"Snail hunt!"

Yes, that's right, my Mom, the Gardener, hunting snails at near midnight.
Those nocturnal creepers are having a very rude awakening.

My Mom is the most loving, most nurturing Woman on the face of the earth- the one, and only, thing I have ever seen her become aggressive (and border-line violent) over?

Snails in her garden.

Hilarious.
And so cute.